This
Vineyard Vines Wolfpack tote would be awesommmmmmmeeeee!

Not $95.00 awesome, but awesome nonetheless.
And while we're on the topic of awesome totes, I came across this cool how-to in the comments on
Sue's Taking Stock blog:
You can find instructions on the internet to make your own totes just like the ones they have. Very easy to do. Basically it is layering target bags between wax paper and ironing them to make a sturdier 'material'. then you sew this together to make your own. there are youtube videos also from a school that is doing it to raise awareness of recycling.While Target bags almost always remain under the bathroom sinks in this house because they make such killer mini-rashcan liners... I'd give them a shot at DIY recycled-shopping bags, too! (It sounds kind of fun, actually...)